... then we debated on whether or not if you caught the enemy fucking a donkey you blew up the donkey too, since it had already been through so much trauma and someone else would just rape it again later...
He said he would show me the video sometime... so I know we have a future together.
...
Uh...I'm kidding about the future part.
Maybe you can suggest Sparky's instead?
Suggest it for him instead of hanging out at my work, or suggest it for us, instead of showing me the donkey fucking video?
The donkey fucking one.
The fact there there is a "The donkey fucking one" option says something, doesn't it?
She Said That
Words that came out of someone's mouth, or from someone's keyboard, that we find amusing or worth remembering. Like Texts From Last Night But sometimes said IRL.
Friday, March 14, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Holidays
"Ok, let's just skip over all that 'whose turkey was moister' bullshit. What do we talk about first, sex or cancer?"
Sunday, January 19, 2014
"And you just don't duck with badass birches like us."
"Hey, is ducking really a word? Or just something autocorrect made up?"
"It's a word. Like when you having to avoid something thrown at you, you're ducking."
"Oh! Yeah! I kept thinking...
It has nothing at all to do with Ducks."
"No. Nor that reality show with the guys with the hideous beards."
"Hey, is ducking really a word? Or just something autocorrect made up?"
"It's a word. Like when you having to avoid something thrown at you, you're ducking."
"Oh! Yeah! I kept thinking...
It has nothing at all to do with Ducks."
"No. Nor that reality show with the guys with the hideous beards."
Reality check...
"Somehow or another I'd filed the poop conversation under "worldly"."
"Someday you will have to explain to me your filing system."
"Someday you will have to explain to me your filing system."
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