Words that came out of someone's mouth, or from someone's keyboard, that we find amusing or worth remembering. Like Texts From Last Night But sometimes said IRL.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Holidays
"Ok, let's just skip over all that 'whose turkey was moister' bullshit. What do we talk about first, sex or cancer?"
Sunday, January 19, 2014
"And you just don't duck with badass birches like us."
"Hey, is ducking really a word? Or just something autocorrect made up?"
"It's a word. Like when you having to avoid something thrown at you, you're ducking."
"Oh! Yeah! I kept thinking...
It has nothing at all to do with Ducks."
"No. Nor that reality show with the guys with the hideous beards."
"Hey, is ducking really a word? Or just something autocorrect made up?"
"It's a word. Like when you having to avoid something thrown at you, you're ducking."
"Oh! Yeah! I kept thinking...
It has nothing at all to do with Ducks."
"No. Nor that reality show with the guys with the hideous beards."
Reality check...
"Somehow or another I'd filed the poop conversation under "worldly"."
"Someday you will have to explain to me your filing system."
"Someday you will have to explain to me your filing system."
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