"And you just don't duck with badass birches like us."

"Hey, is ducking really a word? Or just something autocorrect made up?"

"It's a word. Like when you having to avoid something thrown at you, you're ducking."

"Oh! Yeah! I kept thinking...
It has nothing at all to do with Ducks."

"No. Nor that reality show with the guys with the hideous beards."