... then we debated on whether or not if you caught the enemy fucking a donkey you blew up the donkey too, since it had already been through so much trauma and someone else would just rape it again later...
He said he would show me the video sometime... so I know we have a future together.
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Uh...I'm kidding about the future part.

Maybe you can suggest Sparky's instead?

Suggest it for him instead of hanging out at my work, or suggest it for us, instead of showing me the donkey fucking video?

The donkey fucking one.

The fact there there is a "The donkey fucking one" option says something, doesn't it?